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Climate Change is WORSE than we thought!

12/19/2015

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It is imperative that we address the climate change issue that we have created.  It is much worse than anyone could have imagined! Unbelievably it actually has less to do with the economy or weather.

The Earth has long held many protective qualities that enabled the life here to thrive.  As humans became more intelligent we sought out ways to simplify our existence, and make the most of the resources at hand. In those efforts we have managed to create a decaying effect on the Earths protective outer boundary.

​What does this layer of atmosphere do?  It protects the Earth from impacts.  Since the beginning of the human species we have been eroding that layer and now face the very real threat of a major catastrophe!

We only need to look at the make up of these missiles directed at our planet to know what a dire situation this is.

​The name 'asteroid' is taken from the combination of 'a' and 'steroid'.  The term 'a' is frequently used as in indefinite article.   This by itself is not conclusive, however when coupled with 'steroid' we see the true nature of these hurtling masses.

You see, a 
steroid has four rings of carbon atoms.  100% of scientists agree.  That's 1-0-0-%.  Not like the "97%" ,which was erroneously used by those who push socialist economic agendas.

These carbon atoms are attracted to the Earths magnetic field, which has been slowly exposed by the erosion of the planets protective atmospheric layer.  This situation has been exacerbated by the existence of humans and our technological pursuits.  Even our breath has carbon atoms when we exhale.

Strangely enough it is this fact and another odd anomaly that may just save our Planet.

​Have you ever accidentally dropped a magnet, only to find that the impact had rendered it useless?  It was the disruption of the flow of electrons.  And that is the key!

There is an asteroid that is coming dangerously close to Earth this year.  We need to take action in order to save our Planet from the possible effects that such an occurrence might have.  There is something that all humans can do to protect ourselves!

As the asteroid nears its closest proximity to Earth, we must act as one species, together, and stand outside our homes, or outside wherever you are.  Once outside, we must all look to the heavens.  While looking to the sky, breath normally, but when exhaling YOU MUST CLAP YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR YOU BREATH OUT!

That action will disrupt the electrons in the carbon emissions rendering them useless and creating a static charge causing a repelling effect similar to that of two opposite magnetic poles coming together.  This may be our best and only chance to escape extinction!

We will know if it worked, because the asteroid will not hit Earth.  Remember- 100% of scientists agree with me about carbon and steroids!  Don't be a member of the 'flat Earth society', clap as you breath!

Applaud LIFE!





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